Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I thought their names were Teufel and Sadie...



Your home is a

Magic Magnate's Castle

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!



*If I had my choice between a maid and a chef, I would take the chef not because I hate cooking or enjoy cleaning but because I love tasty food that much.
**Mmmm...chocolatessen...
***Ah, to remember the joy of having enough time to read...
****Mmmm...hi-def plasma big screen with thrones to sit on while watching...
*****Hedge Maze!! 'Nuf said.
******Seriously, that is just beyond freaky it said I would have a Doberman Pinscher...
*******Wait...am I that predictable that some generic computer program knows me so well?! I have so many issues to work on!